Rumour : RFMF choir continues to recruit musicians in their preparations for the Methodist Church Conference.
a) The RFMF Choir manager is a complete optomist
b) Vore wants it to look like the military wants the annual Conference to go ahead
c) Vore wants to win the Choir competition so badly that he wants the other choirs in Fiji to be unprepared
Rumour: Reverend Kanailagi was forcefully and unceremoniously manhandled out of his house by three soldiers. Rev. Kanailagi asked the soldiers in Fijian who ordered them to come and take him. They replied the Commander did to which he replied if Frank is a man and he has something he wants to ask me he should do it himself. Two of the soldiers who detained Rev. Kanailagi passed away this morning.
a) Vore’s just a blerry coward, eh?
b) The faith of the Methodist Church leaders and their flock are no mere trifle. Lord hear our prayer.
c) The soldiers themselves are conflicted about the orders Vore is forcing them to follow
d) Some things just defy explanation
Rumour: Vore wants to dissolve the Methodist Church in Fiji and replace it with the psycho … sorry … the New Methodist Church.
a) Vore does not understand True Faith. He still can’t understand how our fasts can have such a huge impact on his tinpot rule, but they do. He has no respect for any religion (outside of his own, and the Catholics don’t exactly have spotless record for living in peace, harmony and tolerance with other faiths). Otherwise, how could he – even as hopelessly stupid as he is – think that you can easily substitute one Faith for another, like he is trying to do with our institutions? Faith is a very powerful thing Vore. You tamper at your peril.
b) The guy is a nutter
Rumour: Vore is sending his goons to try and infiltrate the Rotuman and Indian circuits of the Methodist Church, believing he might have more impact there.
a) Well, like I said before – the guy is a hopelessly stupid, cowardly nutter
God bless Fiji